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#801
Anzelotte
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Sa intamplat gagica,sa intamplat.Bine nu cu BFF-u meu cu o prietena,aproape la fel de buna.Eh,am asteptat pana cand am inceput sa plac pe altcineva...Acum realizez ca era asa nesimtit...

Ce ai face daca,te-as invita la ziua mea,*iar tu venind*,te-as face sa te imbeti,iar ziua urmatoare ti-as arata o filmare in timp ce tu faceai striptes,spunand ca daca nu vei deveni sclava mea,arat caseta pe toate postrile de televiziune?

*Lunga dar eh'*;


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Garfield,Urahara,Soul,Toshiro and Hirako ARE MINE!!!

 
   
#802
BlackAngel
Greieraş
Postari: 135
Te ucid !

Ce-ai face daca de maine ar incepe scoala ?


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Va fi candva o zi ,
Cand seceratorul va veni
Iar ochii ni se vor impaienjeni .

 
   
#803
Widow
Membru
Din: Amegakure
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Ar fi mai bine,oricum ma plictisesc acasa.Acolo cel putin mai am de cine face misto.
Ce ai face daca te-as tunde zero,dupa care ti-as turna in cap maioneza? lipsa idei


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
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#804
hanako
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Postari: 172
Iti rup gatul

Ce ai face daca te-ai trezi cazand in gol?


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O lectie fara durere nu are sens, pentru ca nimeni nu poate sa obtina ceva fara sa sacrifice altceva. Dar, suportand durerea si depasind-o...El va putea obtine o inima puternica de neegalat. O inima de otel.

 
   
#805
Widow
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As incepe sa tip,dar daca tot cad fara sa ma izbesc de ceva...ma reintorc la somn.
Ce ai face daca de Ziua Pacii Madara ar veni la tine si ti-ar da un pumn,zicandaca esti o persoana care crede cu adev in Ziuna Pacii,ma vei ierta!


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

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#806
BlackAngel
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Postari: 135
Te iert bro' . Vrei ceva de baut ?

Ce ai face daca Deidara ar veni la tine in camera si ar face sa explodeze tot ce ai tu mai important acolo ?


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Va fi candva o zi ,
Cand seceratorul va veni
Iar ochii ni se vor impaienjeni .

 
   
#807
Widow
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Aoleu,deci daca se atinge de desenele mele...ii fac parul afro!
Ce ai face daca l-ai auzi pe Jiraya dorindu-se sa se casatoreasca cu tine?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

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#808
BlackAngel
Greieraş
Postari: 135
Il ucid ( am sange de criminal in mine O_o ) .

Ce ai face daca ar veni Lee la tine la scoala si ar incepe sa urle ca tu esti  cel/cea mai bun/a prieten/a a lui  ?


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Va fi candva o zi ,
Cand seceratorul va veni
Iar ochii ni se vor impaienjeni .

 
   
#809
Widow
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Din: Amegakure
Postari: 586
Il bag cu capul in toaleta(asta ar fi cam prima dar ultima data cand intra in baia fetelor,nu ma risc sa intru la baieti).
Ce ai face daca parinti tai ti-ar spune ca vor fi plecati si-l vei avea ca ''bona'' pe Kakashi?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

●╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your profile
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►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
►εmσ is people.
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#810
BlackAngel
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Postari: 135
Ii citesc cartile .

Ce ai face daca s-ar inchide forumul ?


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Va fi candva o zi ,
Cand seceratorul va veni
Iar ochii ni se vor impaienjeni .

 
   
#811
Widow
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La naiba!Ce o sa mai fac in timpul liber in fata Pc-ului?(asta ar suna de parca as fi o maniaca,dar vara asta chiar n-am ce face)
Ce ai face daca calculatorul ar luau-o razna si pe desktop ar aparea Matsuri cu o fata de nebuna,razand malefic pana se ineaca?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

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#812
Anzelotte
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Inchid clapita laptopului,nimic mai simplu...
Ce ai face daca pe la 3 noaptea as aparea eu in fata geamului tau impreuna cu Fuego si Irina care incep sa cante "Cine bate noaptea la fereastra mea?*eu raspunzand:Fuego si cu Irina,Fuego si cu Irina*?


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#813
Widow
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-asta as face,dupa care va trantesc geamul in nas.
Ce ai face daca in urmatoarele 5 minute la usa ar batea Sai,Kiba,Lee,Neji si Shino intreband daca iti pot canta colinde de Craciun?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

●╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your profile
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►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
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#814
Hildegard
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Din: Caliacra
Postari: 853
Wow, nice question, probabil as zice "lasati-va de glume" si le-as inchide usa in nas.

Ce ai face daca as veni la tine si ti-as zice ca suntem surori?


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Inuyasha, David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, and
Ukyo, Toma, Dostoievski and Liviu Rebreanu are mine! So stay away!
Rammstein, Jon Bon Jovi si Allucard sunt ai mei! Grr

 
   
#815
Anzelotte
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Din: Spitalul de nebuni
Postari: 604
,nu cred ca mama te-ar lasa prin spital,sau oare eu am fost adoptata?Ce sa fac,dovezi nenica,dovezi.Dar daca sa dovedeste ca tu ai fi sora mea,avem de vorbit.Despre ce?Naruto of course,doar cativa din prieteni mei sunt fani,restu'...sunt intr-un fel,batuti in cap.
Ce ai face daca tu ai merge la intr-o excursie la Castelul Bran,m-ai intalni pe mine,si din una din alta,am ajunge intr-o incapere ca in flimele de groaza,pe la ora 12 noaptea si am da nas in nas cu Dracula?


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Garfield,Urahara,Soul,Toshiro and Hirako ARE MINE!!!

 
   
#816
Widow
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Postari: 586
Eu:Hey frate,pai...eu mai am ceva treaba asa ca...am plecat!si fug mancand pamantul.
Ei bine,tu...nu stiu,te priveste!    
Ce ai face daca ai afla ca scopul destinului tau este sa te casatoresti cu Sai?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

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►εmσ doesn't mean your suicidal.
►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
►εmσ is people.
►εmσ is being ƒR££


 
   
#817
Psychòpath
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Well...sincer , nu mi-ar placea ideea . Il vad mai mult ca pe un priten indepartat . Nu m-am gandit niciodata la o intrebare ca asta ). Deci : Nu stiu , probabil as fugi de-as manca pamantu :]]
Ce ai face daca Deidara ar veni la tine si te-ar saruta ? 


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Nu  ♥

#moneyovereverything

 
   
#818
Widow
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Ho,ho,ho asta chiar vrea sa ramana fara un ochi!
Ce ai face daca ai primi o scrisoare de dragoste de la...Shino?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

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►εmσ doesn't mean your suicidal.
►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
►εmσ is people.
►εmσ is being ƒR££


 
   
#819
Psychòpath
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OMFG ) Ce as face ? STOP CARDIAC )
Ce ai face daca Sasuke ar venii la tine pentru un kg.de zahar ? ;)


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Nu  ♥

#moneyovereverything

 
   
#820
Widow
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Postari: 586
Da,sigur-Poftim!(si i-l torn in cap)
Ce ai face daca l-ai gasi pe Pain la tine in dulap dormind,cu-n ursulet in brate?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

●╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your profile
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►εmσ doesn't mean your suicidal.
►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
►εmσ is people.
►εmσ is being ƒR££


 
   
#821
Psychòpath
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I-as face poze si le-as lipi in tot orasul )
Ce ai face daca Sasori ti-ar propune sa stai dezbracata in fata lui ?! )


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Nu  ♥

#moneyovereverything

 
   
#822
Anzelotte
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Postari: 604
,ce sa fac ma?Si ii dau una dupa cap cu o tigaie.
Ce ai face daca te-ai trezi intr-un univers paralel,condus de porci,iar tu ar trebui sa te duci la abator ca sa se faca mancaruri din tine?*asa cum facem noi cu animalele "comestibile"*?


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Garfield,Urahara,Soul,Toshiro and Hirako ARE MINE!!!

 
   
#823
Widow
Membru
Din: Amegakure
Postari: 586
doamne,ma lovesc cu capul de pereti pana ma trezesc la loc.
Ce ai face daca in timp ce ai sta linistita pe net,din unitatea PC-ului ar iesi printr-o explozie si confeti Shikamaru,indrugand plictisit''Mnda,surpriza!...''


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

●╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your profile
  ║═╣║║╔╣═╣if you are one of the
  ║║║║║╚╣║║11% that still
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╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your site
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►εmσ doesn't mean you cut.
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►εmσ doesn't mean your suicidal.
►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
►εmσ is people.
►εmσ is being ƒR££


 
   
#824
Crow.
Critic
Din: Akatsuki Hideout
Postari: 143
I-as da un pumn in cap, suparata ca mi-a stricat unitatea. Abia apoi as incepe sa tip, in culmea fericirii, ca personajele din "Naruto" exista cu adevarat.


Ce ai face daca ai afla ca Nagato e fratele tau geaman, de mult pierdut?


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Doom approaches in red clouds.
Itachi , Minato, Menma, Jazz, Ratchet, Soundwave and Megatron ARE MINE! :>
*click them, click them!! ^^*

Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus, Sting, Rogue. OMG OMG OMG <33333

 
   
#825
Anzelotte
Kawaii Panda
Din: Spitalul de nebuni
Postari: 604
Nagato nii-chan.Ma inveti si pe mine Rennigan?Soara ta geamana.Pliss:o3.
Ce-ai face daca, dupa o noapte tinuta numai in petreceri, te-ai trezi in pat cu Madara, cu capul pe pieptul lui si el sa murmure in somn "Mmm, ce par moale ai, iubito! Zi-mi si mie ce sampon folosesti."?


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Garfield,Urahara,Soul,Toshiro and Hirako ARE MINE!!!

 
   
#826
Hildegard
Critic
Din: Caliacra
Postari: 853
Pai as clipi plicitisita, as crede ca visez (cosmaruri) si i-as zice "taci naibii ca nu stii marca". Apoi as adormi la loc fiindu-mi foarte cald.

Ce ai face daca parintii tai te-ar minti tot timpul?


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Inuyasha, David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, and
Ukyo, Toma, Dostoievski and Liviu Rebreanu are mine! So stay away!
Rammstein, Jon Bon Jovi si Allucard sunt ai mei! Grr

 
   
#827
Crow.
Critic
Din: Akatsuki Hideout
Postari: 143
Eu: Depinde...De cele mai multe ori "Wash & Go" si- Bai, tu esti nebun?! De cand imi zici mie "iubito"?! Dar, ma rog, mie-mi convine!


Ce ai face daca intr-o zi, Kakuzu ar veni la tine si ti-ar spune ca esti mai pretioasa pentru el decat orice suma de bani ? o.o


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Doom approaches in red clouds.
Itachi , Minato, Menma, Jazz, Ratchet, Soundwave and Megatron ARE MINE! :>
*click them, click them!! ^^*

Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus, Sting, Rogue. OMG OMG OMG <33333

 
   
#828
Widow
Membru
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Postari: 586
Ii zic sa-mi dea mie atunci orice suma de bani,si apoi fug intr-o excursie in jurul pamantului.
Ce ai face daca Hidan ar veni la tine la 12 noaptea,cu un sac greu,si-ti spune sa-l ascunzi undeva repede pana vin 'curcani'?


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Konan ,Pluto , Tayuya and Sakon ARE MINE!

Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
● I want to be nobody.
● One day, I shall rule the world ! Until then, I’m going to bed.

●╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your profile
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►εmσ doesn't mean your suicidal.
►εmσ is fashion.
►εmσ is music.
►εmσ is people.
►εmσ is being ƒR££


 
   
#829
Anzelotte
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Ce ma?Acu' aud ca injuri specimenele cu creer *adica femeile*,si acu sa te ascund.*prespunand ca sunt la cealalta bunuca* Singurul loc unde pot sa te ascund e WC,si te anunt ca e in curte.
Ce ai face daca tu te plimbi pe strada si niste prieteni de-ai tai ti-ar spune:"Casa de piatra!Si eri,a fost nemaipomenit,numai ca preotul a spus ca ai baut peste masura,si faceai ca o maimuta la altar.Oricum,Kabuto ala,nemaipomenit sot".


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#830
Psychòpath
Bufniță Flămândă
Din: $$$
Postari: 482
As stii ca e o gluma :-L ) Poate :>)
Ce ai face daca Lawliet ar fi iubitul tau ? ^^


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Nu  ♥

#moneyovereverything

 
   
#831
Anzelotte
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Postari: 604
Ehe...multe.Ne asemanam,intr-un fef amandoi ne asemanam: infulecam cat cuprinde si nu ne plac manierele.
Ce ai face daca tu ai intra in biserica,pe langa tine da o albina sa te intepe,tu faci semne cu mana sa alungi albina iar preotu' spune in mijlocul slujbei:"Nu te mai maimutari!Ce-ai pureci?"?


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#832
Widow
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Din: Amegakure
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Da domne',ai vreo problemea?Parca in biserica nu se fac discriminari!
Ce ai face daca ai afla ca ai o boala rara,care iti afecteaza creierul si te face dependent de...suruburi(dar nu oricare suruburi,ci suruburi cu aroma de scortisoara)?


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#833
Anzelotte
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Ast-ai viata.Apropo,mi-am molipsit BFF-ul ca atunci cand cineva o intreaba:"Ce faci?",ea sa raspunda:"Fumez cuie".Deci nu mi se pare o cidatenie.
Ce ai face daca mergand la Zoo cu un prieten nesimtit,si oprindu-va sa uitati la un urs el zice:"Ce vaca grasa.",tu spunandu-i:"Daca nu observi,e un urs",iar el raspunzandu-ti:"Daca nu observi,vezi ca vorbeam cu ursu'"?


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#834
Widow
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Din: Amegakure
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Il arunc in tarcul ursului,si merg mai departe de parca nu s-a intamplat nimic.
Ce ai face daca maine dimineata te-ai trezi cu un al doilea cap prins de gat?


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#835
Anzelotte
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Tare!Iti dai seama?La teste:eu scriu,un cap se uita la raspunsuri,si mi le spune.Invat cu un cap la geografie cu unu la biologie.Bani de pachet se dubleazasi pot sa beau cola de doua ori mai repede.La ore cu un cap dorm,cu unu poate sunt atenta.Oricum exista asemenea caz.
Ce ai face daca profesorul pe care il urasti,iti spune in particular ca e indragostit de mama ta?*presupunand ca parintii tai sunt divortati*


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#836
Widow
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Postari: 586
Ceeeeeeeeeee?Il asigur ca mama nu e interesata,si ma abtin sa nu vars.
Ce ai face daca maine ar veni circul si acolo l-ai vedea pe bunicul tau ca acrobat?


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● I hate life and life hates me !
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#837
Anzelotte
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Bunicule,bunicule,bunica stie ca ai iesit din sicriu?Bunicule,bunicule,te da ce bine te descurci.Bunicule,bunicule,tu nu  cumva erai in scaunul cu rotile?Bunicule,bunicule,ai grija sa nu cazi.Bunicule,bunicule*cazand de la cat am tipat la el*,te doare?Bunicule,bunicule sa-ti aduc sicriul?
Ce ai face daca te-ai trezi dimineata lingandu-te pe obraz BFF-ul tau?


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#838
Widow
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AAAAAAA!Tu ce drac* cauti aici,si mai ales,CE FACI?Apoi dupa ce ma linistesc ii cer oarecum scuze,dar las ca ma razbun eu cumva.
Ce ai face daca de ziua ta din tort ar iesi Diaconescu cu o pereche de coarne de cerb?


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#839
Anzelotte
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Frumos cadou tata...se vede ca esti PP-DD-leist.
Ce ai face daca margand pe strada apare un extraterestru care zice:"Care e numele tau?Oricum,vei sta frumos in borcane"?


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#840
Widow
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Ce naiba...?O i-au la fuga pana ajung la NASA si le spun sa puna pamantul sub subraveghere,ne ataca extraterestri!
Ce ai face daca ar incepe sa ploua,iarl la usa ar bate Nagato,plangandu-se ca nu mai poate sa controleze vremea,si cei de la meteo l-au conciediat?


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Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
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#841
Anzelotte
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Frate geaman,treci la sor'ta.Vrei o cola?Las-o naibi de vreme.
Ce ai face daca te-ai trezi dimineata cu parul verde?*eu as vrea,dar sa fie pe alb,pentru mine*


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#842
Widow
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Doamne!Imi trebuie vopsea,neagra,maronie,rosie,oricare,dar numai verde nu!(Pe langa galben,portocaliu si roz)
Ce ai face daca s-ar anunta ca maine este sfarsitul lumi?Care sunt primele trei lucruri pe care trebuie neaparat sa le faci?


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Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
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#843
BlackAngel
Greieraş
Postari: 135
Aww yeah ! Primele lucruri ... le spun tuturor persoanelor pe care le urasc ce simt pentru ele  , ma spovedesc si .... Nimic , astept cu gura cascata   .

Ce ai face daca maine , cand te vei trezi , camera ta sa fie toata roz si cu postere cu Justin Bieber ?


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Va fi candva o zi ,
Cand seceratorul va veni
Iar ochii ni se vor impaienjeni .

 
   
#844
Anzelotte
Kawaii Panda
Din: Spitalul de nebuni
Postari: 604
Mama,iar mi-au facut astea cameza varza,ca am spus adevarul despre idolul lor.
Ce ai face daca la StirileProTv de la ora 5 ar aparea fata ta impreuna cu a mea ca si criminali in serie?


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#845
Widow
Membru
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Muhahahaha,stiam ca intr-o zi imi va fi recunoscut adevaratul 'talent'.
Ce ai face daca te-ar suna Opra ca sa te invite la ea in emisiune,pentru a vorbi despre faptul ca tu te-ai casatorit cu cel mai batran om din lume?


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Jared Leto , Amy LeeAdam Gontier , Billie Joe Armstrong , Laur(Guess Who) , Evan Lester and Sharon den Adel ARE MINE!

● I hate life and life hates me !
● A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
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#846
Anzelotte
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Postari: 604
Sorry,i don't speack english.Nimic.As refuza.
Ce ai face daca l-ai vedea pe tatal tau dandu-se la diriginta ta?*sau orice alt profesor femeie*.


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#847
Crow.
Critic
Din: Akatsuki Hideout
Postari: 143
I-as da cap in cap, apoi as fugi si i-as spune mamei
Ce ai face daca, in loc sa-ti controlezi mainile, ti-ai putea controla firele de par din cap?


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Doom approaches in red clouds.
Itachi , Minato, Menma, Jazz, Ratchet, Soundwave and Megatron ARE MINE! :>
*click them, click them!! ^^*

Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus, Sting, Rogue. OMG OMG OMG <33333

 
   
#848
Anzelotte
Kawaii Panda
Din: Spitalul de nebuni
Postari: 604
Asta-i char foarte tare.Pai,as forta parul sa creasca,si m-as da mare cu el.
Ce ai face daca in ziua de Pasti vezi un brad impodobit,si casa aranjata ca de Craciun?


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#849
Crow.
Critic
Din: Akatsuki Hideout
Postari: 143
As incepe sa tip ca disperata prin casa : "Iepurasul de Craciun!" sau "Mos Paste!" pana cand as ragusi.
Ce-ai face daca ai putea sa mergi  intr-o excursie in Iad ?


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Doom approaches in red clouds.
Itachi , Minato, Menma, Jazz, Ratchet, Soundwave and Megatron ARE MINE! :>
*click them, click them!! ^^*

Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus, Sting, Rogue. OMG OMG OMG <33333

 
   
#850
Anzelotte
Kawaii Panda
Din: Spitalul de nebuni
Postari: 604
As merge,sa ma acomodez de pe acum.
Ce ai face daca de ziua ta primesti ca si cadou o pereche de chiloti?


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